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- "hum, eu deveria ter prestado mais atenção naquele último treino".
- a porta se abre e o vento é impressionante.
- "última chance de desistir. vai ou não?".
- a instrutora é tão gostosa, deveria ter pedido o salto em dupla.
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- vou gastar uma fortuna de táxi de casa até lá. mas vai valer a pena.
- aqui está o vale um salto de paraquedas que minha namorada me deu. apesar de termos brigado tanto nos últimos tempos, e ela já ter dito muitas vezes que não quer me ver nem pintado, ela me surpreendeu.
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- acorda no dia do seu aniversário. saltaria de paraquedas primeiro, presente da namorada e depois sairia com ela à noite. ela disse que teria uma surpresa inimaginável naquele dia.
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eu li na ordem de cima pra baixo achando que ia fazer algum sentido dos dois jeitos...
haha...
"a instrutora é tão gostosa, deveria ter pedido salto em dupla"
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Você nunca vai pular de paraquedas em dupla com instrutora gostosa NENHUMA! ¬¬
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